Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Oh, how I miss retarded messages from angry teenagers!

How about i commit a hate crime on you and smash your fucking head in????
hey cunt?
your fucking messing with the wrong people!
how about i fucking kidnap you and shave your fucking head you fat piece of lard!!!


your a stoopid inbred fuck! seriously, the only place your going is straight to hell faggot,
god doesnt accept A
AID carrying fatards like you, you dirty ass cunt!




oh,
and believe me,
im going places! straight to pussy town!
...with the rest of normal un-infested men in this world that the good lord created!


ur fucking disgusting! i fucking hate you! ur a sick and twisted pervert that needs to be shot in the face!!!


you should have been put down as a pup, you labradoodle fuck!



your nothing but a messenger from hell, carrying STDs to spread throughout gods semi-healthy earth!fucken, your so stretched out that you could sit on [name removed] and swallow that fat goth bitch whole with your gaping ass!

btw your heaps gross, i hate your fucking lisp!
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Oh GAWD I miss hearing these "threats" get thrown around back in early high school! This wasn't addressed to me in any fashion, by the way; it was sent to my sister's friend (who is homosexual) from some dude who was supposedly friends with my sister's friend - and to top it off, this dude apparently was gay or something, but now he's ranting on about getting pussy. lolz.

I especially love the "labradoodle" touch he added there. Never heard that one before. But then again, how could anyone compete with someone who's going "straight to pussy town!"?

VIVA LA RETARDATION

-Jello out.

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